24Jun2009

Google wants to help you get laid, get pregnant and grow weed!

Google Auto Suggest

Every once in a while, Google does something a little odd. I was looking up information on “How to grow strawberries” as I have some in the garden that are almost ripe. I wanted tips on insect and bird control so that I get to eat them rather than allowing nature’s creatures to beat me to it.

As I was typing into Google, I got the following suggestions when I got as far as typing “How to g”. These are the results I got:

  • how to get pregnant
  • how to get a six pack
  • how to get rid of spots
  • how to gain weight
  • how to get a flat stomach
  • how to grow weed
  • how to get rid of blackheads
  • how to grow potatoes
  • how to get a boyfriend
  • how to get a girlfriend

Clearly there’s an overwhelming need to get a partner, how to have babies, how to get a flat belly and grow potatoes. A very interesting and scary insight into Google users!

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Discussion

11 responses to "Google wants to help you get laid, get pregnant and grow weed!"

  • It just goes to show what a lot of people are searching for. This could be quite a good tool to use, in order to discover a niche market to enter.

    It’s nice to see a lot of them are self-improvement related though.

  • Julian says:

    yeah, i think I’ve search most of them in my time

    (get pregnant), well personally not me but the wife is good and preggers!
    (get a flat stomach), still working on that one DAMN THAT COOL REFRESHING CARLING!
    (grow weed), many years ago in a miss spent youth
    (get a girlfriend), in my geek days

    But yeah Darren, you’re right a good way to discover new niche markets! I hadn’t thought of using it for that before so thanks!

  • Matt says:

    Just to let you know, the amount of people looking for how to get a sixpack is now 19,500,001 :)

  • Dan Harrison says:

    Matt, I bet that’s because you won’t own up to the getting pregnant or growing weed searches :)

  • Mart says:

    Getting pregnant isn’t going to help with getting the flat stomach!

  • MJ Ces says:

    You mean people are actually searching on Google on how to get pregnant? I can’t believe people have to google that. How to get a six pack, that I can understand.
    :)

  • Jonny says:

    You should try googling “why do [indians, american, british, sweedish etc.]”

    The results are pretty shocking, haha!

  • Dan Harrison says:

    That’s a very good point Jonny. I tried it.. I found

    “why do British people have bad teeth?”

    That made me laugh.

    Dan

  • BigB says:

    Thought I’d try a few others and of course “F” was the first choice… Not what you’d expect but my final suggestion is:

    “how to finger your girlfirend” !! :)

    It seems weed will soon be growing everywhere… try “how to grow”.

    Johnny = brilliant!

  • Dale says:

    i use this alot since its launch as a ‘keyword’ descovery tool, just try a few combinations of the product type and you know what article titles you should have to support any advertising… simples

  • Dan Harrison says:

    Yeah, I use it for keyword ideas too Dale. Really simple! :)

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